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Josh Needs a Boat

A cocktail made with black cherry vodka, sprite and blue curaçao; garnished with a lemon and cherry.
Hi, I’ll take a Josh needs a boat. I’ve had a long day!
by Bottomsup7 May 18, 2023
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I Need A Scout

When A high school football coach has 11 of his bench players come and Gang rape him.
I need A SCOUT yells Jarod, as he is brutally dicked down
by Nigardly man November 23, 2024
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Please speed I need this

When your mom is kinda homeless and you're asking for help
Some guy: Please speed I need this, my mom is kinda homeless.
Speed: *Makes a grimace*
by Lallaalatralala November 12, 2025
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hy we don’t need school

Spanish: Dora
English: We speak it
Math: Calculator

Science: We have NASA
Music: Spotify

Drama: TikTok

PE: Walking back and forth to the kitchen

Writing: Just text
Reading: If you are reading this now you obviously know how to read
by diddly_dum_dum November 14, 2020
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
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Need to Know OCD

An obsession with wanting to know everything there is to know about a topic, subject, product, software, game, etc.
Due to my Need to Know OCD I had dozens of browser tabs open while I researched my current medical condition.
by VirtualOCDAcademy January 25, 2021
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