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epic chain-fail

Similar to chainfail / chain-fail / chain fail, "Epic Chain-Fail", is a series of fails, usually (in strictest sense of epic chain fail, not mere hyperbole) deal-breaking fails, not just minor fails, not only in a experiential or temporal successsion, but also in another dimension, or exponentiating too.

fail < chain fail < epic chain fail
fail < epic fail < epic chain fail

either chain fail, or epic fail could be worse, depending on the specifics. there is no worse than epic chain fail known. there is no "chain epic fail", as the "epic" in "epic chain fail" already implies fail os of epic proportion, either (strictly) in each fail's own right, or as the cumulative result.
computing:
"I tried google+. fails with privacy/security/bigbrother concerns, getting so far into my social life to know more about me than just searches, they admit they report it to govs. fails in having to use 1 of the 4 big name browsers. fails with useragent change. even with right browwser, fails with another dozen annoyances in it's interface, each a deal-breaker, i decided i'd made too many allowances, time to declaire googleplus epic chain-fail, being so widespread, likely to spread further as users get locked in (to it AND browsers), wanting to talk to their friends on it."

physics:
"the reaction in a nuclear explosion, is like an epic chain-fail on the atomic/subatomic level"

social relations:
"he had been t-total for 38 years, drank too much cough syrup, which lead to drinking a bottle of tequilla, and some meths. he trashed his house, killed his baby, raped and severely beat his wife, set the neighbour's house on fire, called up everyone on his phone ruining all his relationships, tried having sex with a child's ride out-side a charity shop, swam next to a sewage pipe, had unprotected sex with several prostitutes, to wake up several days later in prison, with a guard explaining he burned down half the town, contracted and spread several diseases, alienated himself to the nation, and was facing charges of manslaughter, assault, rape, vandalism and much more. ...all because he didn't read the label on the cough syrup. epic chain fail."
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chain cell

a prison cell where dangerous prisoners are kept in chains.
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Banjos The Food Chain

Total soulmate material. Knows your taste, never makes you wait, completely red logo, but not a single red flag.

"Everyone on Instagram is getting married".

Hope I also find my Banjos soon.
Nashik have many outlets of banjos the food chain.
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Banjos The Food Chain

Purveyors of the World's Best Banjo.
yesterday, we went to the Banjos the food chain
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dirty bike chain

When a Girl has a STD such as syphilis or any other nasty STD. Also when a man catches a STD from a girl.
Stay away from that girl, she got that dirty bike chain.

That girl gave me a dirty bike chain.
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this chain is almost over! I'm proud!

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Heavy Chain

“that was a really deep thought man, heavy chain”.
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