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Minnesota Mammoth Cave

(Noun)
-A sex act typically performed by three sexual deviants whereby two morons hollow out a Kansas City strip steak and dock their wankers together while the third begins to eat the steak.
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave combined with a shrimpboat yields an Indiana Dick Lick.
-If a Minnesota Mammoth Cave is combined with 2 Kennebunkport Surprises you have an Alabama Hot Pocket, or for international purposes, a Nova Scotian Reverse Sausage Docking Port. (Illegal in 49 states, except Alabama, where it is a family tradition).
-A Minnesota Mammoth Cave is the leading cause of chronic dick jasmine.
Did you see that red neck, hillbilly, and Canadian doing a Minnesota Mammoth Cave? They are definately getting dick jasmine!
by FrostedTips918 February 17, 2019
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pink wizard’s cave

A cave where the wizard of female anatomy lives.
It’s wet and sticky in the pink wizard’s cave
by Hunter duckett February 20, 2019
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cave

When you have no idea about the history of the world and how the world works. Because you have lived in a cave your whole life
by Emperorwearsnoclothes April 23, 2021
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knocking the bats out of the cave

Sorry I didn't answer , I was knocking the bats out of the cave.
by T592423 May 31, 2018
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cave guts

a woman with a really loose vagina resembling a cave.
"hey cave guts! i heard you're suffering from a bad case of bucket cunt"
by kingpin8369 October 9, 2009
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National Cave Dive Day

The day every man or woman shall at any point in time on February 27 cave dive into their friends without remorse and any type of warning.
Today is National Cave Dive Day!! I WILL CAVE DIVE EVERYONE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHE.
by xVampi February 27, 2025
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As the World Caves In

a song released in 2017 that is known for its riff and its popularity on TikTok in May 2021.
Sung by Matt Maltese and covered by Sarah Cothran.
As the World Caves In is my favourite song ever
by thecharacterwannie July 10, 2022
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