A small terrible town located in south Texas life here is dull and boring unless you enjoy endless hours of riding horses or smoking endless amounts of weed. The people are boring,plain,judgmental and close minded. The town is full of ugly people who enjoy acting like they are jesus christ they also enjoy being two faced. Moving here is like moving into any other red neck town..life revolves around church being a hypocrite and just being well...an ass
Oh yeah don't move here if you have an opinion those are extremely rejected in this town
So pretty much unless your great great great great grandfather lived here and you family has ever since living here is not recommended
Oh yeah don't move here if you have an opinion those are extremely rejected in this town
So pretty much unless your great great great great grandfather lived here and you family has ever since living here is not recommended
by Hobo149 December 15, 2012
Oil. Crude Oil to be specific. First made popular when there were major oil strikes in Beaumont Texas. Then made popular on the television show The Beverly Hillbillies
by Row July 07, 2004
A large, public university located in the city of Austin.
Commonly referred to as UT.
The only thing larger than the size of this school may be their ego. UT students think they are the best school in the state, and greatly look down upon Texas A&M. Many UT kids believe that the A&M students are just UT rejects, but in reality the Aggies are the ones who got accepted into both schools and chose the one in which provides a great education, a humble and friendly group of students, and an overall more welcoming and safe environment. Plus, Maroon beats Burnt Orange any day of the week.
Commonly referred to as UT.
The only thing larger than the size of this school may be their ego. UT students think they are the best school in the state, and greatly look down upon Texas A&M. Many UT kids believe that the A&M students are just UT rejects, but in reality the Aggies are the ones who got accepted into both schools and chose the one in which provides a great education, a humble and friendly group of students, and an overall more welcoming and safe environment. Plus, Maroon beats Burnt Orange any day of the week.
Me: I'm going to Texas A&M.
Longhorn: you must've been rejected from the University of Texas.
Me: Actually I was accepted into the University of Texas. It was my fallback school in case I didn't get into A&M. Now please, go change out of that burnt orange shirt before I stab a fork into my eye.
Longhorn: you must've been rejected from the University of Texas.
Me: Actually I was accepted into the University of Texas. It was my fallback school in case I didn't get into A&M. Now please, go change out of that burnt orange shirt before I stab a fork into my eye.
by NMarshall March 23, 2016
by daniellove September 10, 2013
When an individual engaged in consensual sex with another unexpectedly penetrates the anus of his partner by means of his smallest finger and penetration is accomplished deeper than the first knuckle of the penetrating appendage.
Young Timmy Mickle
Had got up his dickle
And though he was in for a party
But young Jenny Janus
Grabbed hold of his anus
And held on quite hard to his farty
Young Timmy Mickle
Grabbed hold of his dickle
And ran like a chicken on crack
For young Jenny Janus
Knew that the anus
Would send Timmy running right back...
(the Texas Tickle will get you every time)
Had got up his dickle
And though he was in for a party
But young Jenny Janus
Grabbed hold of his anus
And held on quite hard to his farty
Young Timmy Mickle
Grabbed hold of his dickle
And ran like a chicken on crack
For young Jenny Janus
Knew that the anus
Would send Timmy running right back...
(the Texas Tickle will get you every time)
by Patoface November 04, 2008
You start this by having at least a half-dozen friends hide in the room while having sex with a girl. Then have all of them come out and chant, "Rodeo! Rodeo!" See how long you can stay on.
by D_LEFT89 June 08, 2009
Is when you lay down on the floor on your back and your lady partner sits on your face and while you're eating her out, you stick your finger in her vagina and lick it clean doing this act several times.
I gave her a Texas KFC!, It was finger lickin good!
by fucinspankme October 13, 2009