turd in the hole

when fuking a bitch in the asshole, shit appears on the dick when removed

turd in the hole can be achieved when slipping a big dick in a ass ready for a shit!

by dhadda February 25, 2009

turd linger

One who hangs around turd, or one who likes being in the presence of turd or turd smelling farts.

Your such a turd linger Robyn!

by PutPile September 12, 2006

Shemika Turd

In the act of deffication, when the feces or turd hits the water with such immense force to create a splash of cold water that then propels itself onto your buttocks and or butthole. Resulting in an uninvited chill surging through your body sometimes giving you goosebumps and what some would like to call the Shemika shakes.

"It's colder than a Shemika Turd up in here."

"The icy Klondike bar felt like a Shemika Turd in the palm of my hand."

"I had the worst Shemika Turd yesterday."

by Culnickpatnathan January 27, 2009

turd head

same as turd brain or shit for brains

your a turd head or yoy got shit for brains

by red neck alabama boy September 13, 2006

Turd Nugget

One of those turds that resembles a chicken nugget

"man i must be in the cafiteria because i just had a bunch of Turd Nuggets!"

by Eif-ster March 9, 2009

Turd Herd

Gay men - it's all about the turd chute

Kevin is a paid-up member of the turd herd!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

Turd Bailer

Another phrase for booty.

That's a nice turd bailer she's got there.

by Josh Briggs July 28, 2003