matt goodman

Matt goodman is a typical white boy name. Probably plays volleyball with brown curly hair. Can be a bit of a jokester as well.
Yo did you see matt goodman play front row?
by Amandaaaaaaman June 22, 2017
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Matt Canada

He is the most mentally deficient offensive coordinator of all time. They are wasting so much young talent on the best team in the league, the Pittsburgh Steelers. Could be used to call someone stupid in a very offensive way.
"You are acting like Matt Canada right now"
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH"
by MattCanada hater 69420 October 04, 2023
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Matt L'n

When a guy steps in and blocks another guy from a girl because he thinks he can get sum.
Brah, you're Matt L'n me right now. Not cool.
by Outtafocus October 14, 2011
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The Matt Controller

Matt's are traditionally submissive, so any time they hook up with a lady, they become pussy whipped.
Q. Where's Matt tonight?
A. He's with Kath (his new girlfriend) who has turned him into Thomas the Tank Engine... You know, because Kath is the Matt Controller...
by Nick your stuff March 12, 2020
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Matt Yamagata

He like cool, he has glasses. He looks like of Thor were Asian, but like endgame Thor, but he’s also and Eagle Scout so add like seal team six skills in. He also like chill and does plant things so, essential backpack guy too.
Boys scouts are dumb, but I fu with Eagle Scouts like matt Yamagata
by CD Smasher March 27, 2020
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Matt Dee

Matt Dee
by who's pseudonym October 16, 2010
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Matt Sanchez

An alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. Matt Sanchez is the fictional half-brother of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. This is believable because noone actually wants to be related to Mark Sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.
Guy: Hey, my name is Matt Sanchez, brother of New York Jets starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway
by Sandycheeks1 December 15, 2013
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