by peenman069 November 5, 2020

Either an amazing teacher who actually makes the class interesting and lets you share your writing, a somewhat boring teacher who’s a little too into Lord of the Flies…
Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022

by Sketti-Butters September 15, 2022

Essentially, they're prison guards in a maximum security federal prison nearest to you! Like real guards, some are nice, most are demonic fuckers who don't get paid enough to give a damn about your wellbeing and are assholes to the entire class.
by my_fucking_mother April 8, 2022

Student A: My teacher put me in detention!!!
Student B: Yeah she is a fucking bitch!!!
Teacher (comes in): WTF DID YOU SAY?????? YOU'RE SUSPENDED!!!!!!!
Student B: Yeah she is a fucking bitch!!!
Teacher (comes in): WTF DID YOU SAY?????? YOU'RE SUSPENDED!!!!!!!
by jok3risgoodandmurderseverone July 22, 2016

That vegan teacher is vegan
by CocoDoesStuff March 19, 2022

by Anonymous2854 June 13, 2020
