teacher

annoying and boring people. always on other people dick.
teacher: hello class, please to page 69 in your math book.
me: shut up, fat retard
by peenman069 November 5, 2020
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English Teacher

Either an amazing teacher who actually makes the class interesting and lets you share your writing, a somewhat boring teacher who’s a little too into Lord of the Flies…

Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022
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Teacher With Benefits

A teacher who has sex with a student but keeps a professional relationship
Guy one: Hey, do you have a FWB?
Guy two: No, but I have a TWB (teacher with benefits)
by Sketti-Butters September 15, 2022
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Teachers

Essentially, they're prison guards in a maximum security federal prison nearest to you! Like real guards, some are nice, most are demonic fuckers who don't get paid enough to give a damn about your wellbeing and are assholes to the entire class.
depressed student: goddamn it! My teachers are such whores! this place is hell
by my_fucking_mother April 8, 2022
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teacher

A FUCKING BITCH WHO KILLS EVERYBODY WITH HOMEWORK.NO NEED TO SAY ANYMORE.
Student A: My teacher put me in detention!!!
Student B: Yeah she is a fucking bitch!!!
Teacher (comes in): WTF DID YOU SAY?????? YOU'RE SUSPENDED!!!!!!!
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Teacher

A Pearson who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them
No teacher= no problems to be solved
by Anonymous2854 June 13, 2020
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