by maise's#1fan August 13, 2024

Chads mom came home early and caught him shitty fuckin on the couch. Chad buttered his own biscuit…..
by dannyboy377 April 9, 2024

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.
Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!
by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014

by Sawcy boy March 15, 2020

Look below.
I'm not a shitty example ! I've got a life, some childs and a wife ! I have sex every week-ends, and i watch pornography one time per week !
Stupid definition, you don't got life, you don't got money, you don't got friends, go murder yourself ! >:(
Stupid definition, you don't got life, you don't got money, you don't got friends, go murder yourself ! >:(
by NaNoMister February 21, 2017

Something you just said in order to get the message from urban
"Get a shitty mug for your friend/dog/anything *name* just to get a laugh"
"Get a shitty mug for your friend/dog/anything *name* just to get a laugh"
You viewing a word:Wow you can get a (word that you searched) mug. I know what to type lol *searches shitty
Urban:get a shitty mug...
You:perfect
Urban:get a shitty mug...
You:perfect
by WoodenArcher December 12, 2017

by HE$HJEFE July 14, 2023
