Muff-hugga

Muh/fuh/gah/ noun. 1. One who "hugs" "muff".
2. (crude) variant of "Mother fucker"

1. I'm the muff-hugga who's dating his ex girlfriend.

2. You're a STUPID muff-hugga aint cha?

by soulsurvivor_2001 October 19, 2009

Muff Cotton

When against better judgement having your salty pecker inside a woman feels too good so when you're about to cum you ejaculate into the good ladies vagina, but because you do not desire to impregnate her you reach into the vagina and 'pick' this 'cotton' out

Henry laid down the law of the land when he told the bitch no and ejaculated into the woman as he simultaneously gripped her ass and pulled at the back of her hair. Now he had to go muff cotton picking, what a shame he thought to himself as he shoveled it out and disposed of his semen in the now useless woman's mouth.

"Swallow bitch," he screamed, "I don't want it." So she swallowed.

by Henry and the Mallets FBG$ Pit December 19, 2012

slush muff

When you have a muffin top and it slushes around like a warm slushie from 7/11.

Those tight pants are giving that fat bitch a slush muff.

by mwalk May 17, 2014

Muff Rubber

Some One Who Likes Rubbing Muff I.E Me A Lesbian ...

" Dont Call Her A Dyke Its A Horrible Word How About Saying Muff Rubber Instead? " My Mum To My Sister

by Gay Of The Day July 17, 2011

thunder muff

When you pull a girl's panties down and there's an explosion of pubic hair due to complete lack of grooming

When I pulled down her panties her thunder muff looked like my moms hair from the 80s.

by Courtmalgieri June 12, 2014

Muff Duster

A very, very, very short skirt.

All the girls in Power and Light on Saturday night were wearing high heels and muff dusters.

by lightsguy October 28, 2012

Muff Clot

When a female is on her period while having long pussy hair. The female doesn't wear a tampon or pad and the blood runs into their long pussy hair and clots.

I have muff cloths on my pussy hairs.

by TimberHawk89 November 6, 2018