Two Italian partners take turns acting like Mario jumping to get a power up. Instead the power up is the other partners butthole and your must fist it.
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Get the Mario Kart mug.He’s extremely intelligent, smart, serious, talented and awesome. Inside that serious appearance you hide a pure and honest soul, we all can see that through the brightness in your eyes.
Here’s a little poem I wrote for you:
When the sun caress your face,
When the wind embrace you with kindness,
You will know that your existence is precious.
Your hands create pure art,
Your words are the most beautiful passage,
Every step you take is getting you closer to your dreams.
Here’s a little poem I wrote for you:
When the sun caress your face,
When the wind embrace you with kindness,
You will know that your existence is precious.
Your hands create pure art,
Your words are the most beautiful passage,
Every step you take is getting you closer to your dreams.
by Delta_Omega April 5, 2019
Get the Mario mug.A happy and pure lil' wolf-masked guy that has a void under his mask for some reason! He also may own a parody account named @Wolfmaskedvoid.
Person 1: Hey, whatcha' doing?
Person 2: Oh, watching this OC parody called "Wolfmaskedvoid"! It's about this guy named Jayden Mario, where he-
Person 3: Nope, already lost interest.
Person 2: Oh, watching this OC parody called "Wolfmaskedvoid"! It's about this guy named Jayden Mario, where he-
Person 3: Nope, already lost interest.
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Get the Jayden Mario mug.What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mario Van Peebles (Robles)
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Verb (past tense): To have an incredible 1st place lead while playing Mario Kart Wii. Then getting comboed by almost every single power up by other racers in the game and (possibly) falling off the map. Effectively putting you so far behind that you have no chance of getting back to first, as well as ruining your day.
Man 1: Hey buddy you look rough, what happened?
Man 2: I don't even know, I was in first, but then a blueshell...lighting bolt, red shells, oh god so many shells. The eternal out-of-bounds abyss beckons to me!
Man 1: NO! don't tell me you got-
Man 2: Yes... I got Mario Kart'd.
Man 2: I don't even know, I was in first, but then a blueshell...lighting bolt, red shells, oh god so many shells. The eternal out-of-bounds abyss beckons to me!
Man 1: NO! don't tell me you got-
Man 2: Yes... I got Mario Kart'd.
by The 0 Crossing April 15, 2019
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