Fun Bear

When your wife, or any other woman, enters a room in such a miserable mood, that she could suck the fun out playing black jack at a casino strip club with your midget best friend.

Somebody give the fun bear some fucking honey before she ruins the party!

by Lone Ranger636 November 14, 2010

bitter bear

The animal equivalent of Debbie Downer.

Mike: Don't be such a Debbie Downer.
Val: Don't be such a bitter bear.

by Ms. Downer May 20, 2009

spooky bear

A black person who acts like or resembles a bear. Similar to junglebunny

Yo somebody call the zoo, this KFC's full of spooky bears.

by soadrocker22 December 17, 2007

Papa Bear

Your cellmate who will do bad things to you.

Papa Bear's coming for you tonight!
OH FUCK!

by din momma gay January 27, 2017

brown bear

When you take a shit on someone's chest and then give them a big bear hug, mushing it all around between you two.

I'm going to brown bear that bitch tonight.

by Bryeen S. April 1, 2008

care bears

Name used in online gaming, particular MMORPGs, refering to players who do not enjoy PvP or RPK. Playing style prefers to play nice, enjoys fighting Mobs, and doing other non-pvp related things, such as tradeskills like cooking (ie, baking cakes or fishing, etc.). Usually picked on by rpk'ers. Not very skilled in player versus player fighting.

Dude, that guild KGB is the worst bunch of Care Bear noobs I have ever seen!

by [LK]Myrik December 14, 2004

Little Bear

N., A Little Bear is a shorter version of a typical Amanda. They are exceedingly beautiful and always succeed in all their endeavors. They are attractive (Physically, Emotionally, Mentally) and are hard not to fall in love with. You'll know you've met a Little Bear when you feel the need to make them happy no matter what.

Me: Dude. I went out with a Little Bear last night."
Roommate: "No way. Dont f*** up."

by irishbrodude January 18, 2010