Taildate

Related to tailgating; Taildating take place on the road when someone appearing to be very hott drives past you. You glance at them only long enough to wish you had better view, so you speed back to to try and cath them. In the process you end up tailgating them, and since your actually interested in the driver, its referred to as taildating.

"Whoa, did you see that chick that just flew by in that Jeep, she was hot! I'm going to try and catch back up and see if I can taildate her."

by RoadRageUT March 8, 2010

Tailgate Tested Tailgate Approved

Tailgate Tested Tailgate Approved

1. A new product that helps men in their everyday lives to enhance a task often farfetched and strange but useful nonetheless and always good for tailgaiting at Colts games (oh and all the other teams who are not as good as the Colts)

2. BEER COMMERCIAL.

Tailgate Tested Tailgate Approved

The Foozie Foam Finger! Combines an Indianapolis Colts foam finger with a koozie to hold your beer. Because its-

*Crowd*: "Tailgate Tested"

Tailgate Approved

by Cordell Erskin April 28, 2010

Tailbone Job

When one thrusts their pelvis into the backside or tailbone of another person.

Drew: Hey Meghan, can I interest you in a tailbone job?

by KStickz October 7, 2010

Tail-pon

A makeshift tampon traditionally constructed of cotton balls wrapped in a paper towel. Tail-pons are used as regular tampons but were classically used to stop anal seepage hence the name, tail-pon.

The foreign fluid dripping from Danny's butt was quickly seized by a well crafted tail-pon.

by AndrewFraz February 24, 2011

tail on the kite

The tail on the kite is a person not in charge, who is content to follow someone else's lead.

My husband is not in charge! He is just the tail on the kite.

My friends planned this whole trip, so I'm just the tail on the kite.

by sketchbookshark March 19, 2011

tailgate barricade

When being closely followed by a vehicle, a driver may adjust his or her speed to closely match that of a secondary car in the next lane, creating a barricade which closes any opprotunity for the impatient tailgater to pass. This strategy is especially effective if the follower has ignored the brake-tapping warning, and there has been plenty of time and opprotunity for the following vehicle to change lanes and pass. The intending purpose of which is to encourage the folling vehicle to fall back and ease off the tailgating, and to give the tailgated driver a sense of passive-aggressive revenge. A lack of cooperation from the secondary vehicle, or a two-lane freeway expanding into a three-lane may lead to a failure in which the barricade is broken and the tailgater is able to get by.

You need to tailgate barricade. He'll get the idea!

by littlebrownlab August 7, 2011

Tailcocks

A cooler, more fun process of drinking cocktails. Adults drink cocktails. Pimp-daddy party boys go out for tailcocks. If you're feeling really frisky, you go out for some tailcockadoos. Does not necessarily mean to drink only mixed drinks. Can include beer and wine as well. Is more of a state of mind.

Yo, brothaman, what's the haps for tonight? You up for a few tailcocks?

oooohhhhh yeah, let's chug down some tailcockadoos my man!

by Johnny McCalister October 6, 2011