noob stick

A noob stick a PC players way to refer to a joystick or joypad used for gaming consoles.

GamingConsolePlayer: How about a game of Halo?
PCPlayer: Playing with a noob stick? Why don't you come play a real game on a real computer?

by Bjerge May 19, 2006

Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.

Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009

stick-in-the-mud

A person who is dull and unadventurous and who resists change.

Conservative.

Her fun-loving boyfriend had become her stick-in-the-mud husband.

by bonmot58 December 8, 2012

nigger stick

commonly known as a nightstick, what racist cops call the blunt object they carry around (not the one on top of their neck)

got your gun? got your badge? got your nigger stick? let's go inflict some peace and justice.

by hoopdehoo July 6, 2006

I'd let him stick the tip in

When you see a man so attractive your first thought is to get down on all fours and do it like they do on the Discovery Channel. This response is usually elicited by a man who is the epitome of masculinity.

Alternatively, a man who has Ugly Duckling Syndrome or may not be "conventionally" attractive but has an amazing personality.

Lisa: I just watched the trailer for the Wolverine movie and Hugh Jackman is beyond hot.
Gillian: True that, I'd let him stick the tip in.

by Dupreewith2es October 14, 2008

stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.

If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

by morphinemitt April 28, 2008

trip stick

A cigarette with liquid salvia extract infused into the tobacco, usually through dripping it into the open end. Produces mild hallucinogenic effects.

Pudge: Drip some liquid salvia into that square and we'll smoke a trip stick.

by Pudgegerigar October 3, 2007