SMITF

Abbreviation for "Shoot me in the face." Generally, this phrase should be applied when a moment has surpassed the classification of "FML," and has now reached the point where being shot in the face appears better than carrying out the moment in question.

-OMG, that report is due tomorrow and I have to do it all tonight! SMITF!

-Do you wanna go see the new Matt Damon movie?
-Oh dear Jesus, SMITF.

-"Honey! Will you go take the trash to the curb please?"
-How much is there?
-"Well we had that party last week, so a pretty good amount."
-"Ughhhhhhhhhh, SMITF!

by bondtheater August 24, 2010

Karli Smith

Noun, 1. An atheist who takes lip off of nobody, will tell you exactly what she thinks, and has no problem hurting your feelings. Though she seems to be a hardass, she's really not that mean, and if you are her friend, you are lucky, because she'll be there for you through thick and thin. Be warned, if you start something, she'll bitchslap the drama right out of you. Once you lose her trust, you will never totally regain it, and she does believe in second chances, but only on extremely special occasions. If you screw her over, she will rock your entire world, and shake the foundations of your life, because she is just that awesome. She is faithful to any man she may be with, and would never do something so low as to cheat. She is generally quiet, but will fight for herself and others if need be.

Is that God!?

No, that's just Karli Smith. She bears a very strong resemblance.

by MoHamstaz August 3, 2011

Mike Smith

The fucking worst teacher in the entire fucking world. He is stupid heartless dumb ass.

Mike Smith is an asshole

by PaulBlartUpYours October 10, 2019

Shmit

Shmit/Shmittie :A specimen of the female sex that is in a higher class of looks than the average girl. A Shmit can usually be seen staring at you in a manor that says "I want to perform falacio on you." Shmits can also be seen wearing Uggs,leggings and/or other Shmit attire. In lamens terms, a Shmit is a hot girl who looks like a good fuck.

I can't have any grenades tonight bro, I need some grade A shmits!

by hapoeltelaviv November 8, 2010

word smith

a poet or person that studies language.

Im a poet and a word smith.

by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004

Smith

A word referring to female genitalia or females in a sexual way.

1. Let's go hit the dirty dancefloor, I'm hunting some smith tonight.
2. Geez that bitch has some hairy smith.

by smithhunter April 26, 2011

cooper smith

someones who is ugly and smelly and has a small cock but has a extremely sexy sister!! he also has genital warts

i hate that guy, hes a real cooper smith

by SCHOUW February 15, 2017