When a man has reached the age of 50 and does not know what a breast feels like, he is granted occult powers from Satan, which include (but are not limited to): power over the weather, mind reading, levitation, the gift of foreknowledge etc...
Chad: "Jim just turned 50 and is still an incel".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".
Stacy "He's now a Wizard Status Incel..I hope he uses his powers for good instead of evil".
by WizardInBlack November 21, 2021
Facebook Status Hacker can be abbreviated FSH.
(noun.) One who writes on a friend's Facebook status, for the purpose of destroying one's reputation. The case in which the FSH writes on his/her friend's status usually follows their friend forgetting to log out of their Facebook, leaving their profile open for anyone to modify.
(noun.) One who writes on a friend's Facebook status, for the purpose of destroying one's reputation. The case in which the FSH writes on his/her friend's status usually follows their friend forgetting to log out of their Facebook, leaving their profile open for anyone to modify.
Will reads his status:
Will Owens "likes mad dick in his butt! Hit me up boyz!"
his response:
"Damn Facebook Status Hacker's fucking with my facebook! i am tight!"
Will Owens "likes mad dick in his butt! Hit me up boyz!"
his response:
"Damn Facebook Status Hacker's fucking with my facebook! i am tight!"
by DKizzay October 20, 2009
In the mental/physical state of being extremely high, drunk, or a pleasant combination of the two. (more commonly used when referring to being high from marijuana) Much like transcending to a higher plane of existence where one feels happily numb, dazed, hazed, or blazed; hence the "Moon Man" name.
props to Kid Cudi
props to Kid Cudi
I smoked so much dank last night, I was on moon man status.
Im feelin myself homie I got moon man status!
Im feelin myself homie I got moon man status!
by steveo1242 November 24, 2009
The arousal of negative emotions upon reading the Facebook status updates of friends through the News Feed, esp. when the statuses are asinine, arrogant, or pretentious.
Examples of statuses that cause Facebook Status Rage:
"I miss changing people's lives."
-- Ok, Gandhi.
"Guess who got a perfect score on the exam?"
-- I don't know, help me out Sherlock.
"I have been studying so hard for my midterm this weekend. FML."
-- Too bad you still don't get it.
"I miss changing people's lives."
-- Ok, Gandhi.
"Guess who got a perfect score on the exam?"
-- I don't know, help me out Sherlock.
"I have been studying so hard for my midterm this weekend. FML."
-- Too bad you still don't get it.
by ELFFDTCS November 11, 2009
by KaHiFa July 07, 2009
by El Cracker February 01, 2010
The superiority one feels when they post a status on Facebook complaining about how bad other statuses are.
Whilst such a meta-status often attracts many likes because many people agree, it is becoming an increasingly popular trend for people who think that they are clearly better than those who post depressing and emotional statuses onto Facebook.
Such statuses are known to often contain the words "emo", "depressing", "life story" and "stop complaining". May also contain other Facebook elements such as 'likes' or 'inboxing'.
Whilst such a meta-status often attracts many likes because many people agree, it is becoming an increasingly popular trend for people who think that they are clearly better than those who post depressing and emotional statuses onto Facebook.
Such statuses are known to often contain the words "emo", "depressing", "life story" and "stop complaining". May also contain other Facebook elements such as 'likes' or 'inboxing'.
A real life, copy pasted example of a meta-status: "I do not come on Facebook to read your diary or your life story, nor do I come on here to read your pointless statuses every half an hour and NO I don't want to like for a like or an inbox.. Give it a rest!" Here, the user clearly feels a sense of meta-status superiority.
by Alexander and Zozimus December 06, 2011