Food stamp bondage

When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.

Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."

by DeadlyWithAMap November 14, 2015

stamped

wrote/have written

"did you get her phone number?"

"yes i stamped it right here!"

by coolbeans192 February 5, 2024

Brown Ball Stamp

The Brown Ball Stamp is when a man takes a shit on his partners chest, and then proceeds to dip his testicles in the fresh turd and then makes multiple stamps/images of his balls on his partner.

Did you see Aubrey after John Brown Ball Stamped her last night?

by GoatFYourself August 20, 2019

STAMP THAT AMP THAT FLAMP THAT

A short phrase derived from Memphis, Tennessee. Means something is SOLIDIFIED. It's stamped mean its official. NO NEED FOR FURTHER EXPLANATION. STAMP THAT AMP THAT FLAMP THAT. SIGNED SEALED AND DELIVERED.

Mane it's big Memphis forever! STAMP THAT AMP THAT FLAMP THAT

by MEMPHIS TALK November 5, 2023

Food stamp music

Music that is usually listened to by minority groups, especially black people. Usually some sort of trashy rap or pop music.

Guy 1: You like this new song; its from Gunna's new album
Guy 2: No, get turn that food stamp music off

by DIENUM May 12, 2024

pittsburgh mushroom stamp

When throwing a fried mushroom at someones head and it explodes. The hot grease leaves the impression of a mushroom on there face

Wow did you see Seth Pittsburgh mushroom stamp Jason last night at the bar

by Jim I am September 14, 2021

Simp-Stamp

The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!

Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!

by jayskind1 October 17, 2021