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Jimmy Spaghetti

He is hella gay and plays too much apex. He should touch grass. Jimmy also always gets ratio'd like a bozo.
That guy gets no bitches, that must be Jimmy Spaghetti
by ooofer123 February 7, 2022
mugGet the Jimmy Spaghettimug.

Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.
"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
mugGet the Canned Spaghettimug.

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
mugGet the No handed spaghetti eating contestmug.

Blood Spaghetti

When a girl fucks a dude with a strap-on, forcing his anus to prolapse, then proceeding to suck on it like its a noodle
" Me and Dave tried the blood spaghetti move. That shit looked like lady and the tramp."
by IoitaCelt237 December 23, 2017
mugGet the Blood Spaghettimug.

spaghetti toes

Having long stringy almost noodle like toes with rescinding toe nails. Often associated with poor smelling feet and high dorito consumption.
Phil: "Look how long and noodlely jonathan's toes are!"
Jackson: "Yup, Jonathans got a bad case of spaghetti toes."
by fuzzdonkey December 12, 2017
mugGet the spaghetti toesmug.

spaghetti gc

a bunch of closeted inniters who can’t spell “god bless” who worship spaghetti and a fanfic
“I just joined a new gc on Twitter! It’s lots of fun”
“Oh what is it called?”
“The spaghetti gc”
“I hope you get better soon”
by justsummr April 13, 2021
mugGet the spaghetti gcmug.

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