smelling tables

Snorting cocaine (coke) from a flat surface

wanna go smell that table ?

what do you think that counter smells like ?

Smelling Tables

by atwoody03 June 7, 2023

Smells Like Teen Spirit

The most overrated, obnoxious rock song in the history of rock n roll and is really the only Nirvana song any casual music fan knows.

Violet is a Nirvana fan but she changes the radio station whenever "Smells Like Teen Spirit" comes on because she grew tired of that song three years ago.

by Fuck Webster! August 2, 2018

smell the obsession

it basically means like when someone is constantly bothering u or always looking in ur direction and makes it RLLY obvious, thus meaning they're obsessed with u abt something.

Friend 1: 'Do u see Theo looking over at us?'
Friend 2: 'Yuh, I wonder how long he's been staring for..?'
Friend 3: 'Y'all I can smell the obsession coming from him, he clearly has a thing for us.'
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Obsessed person: 'Hey, how are u?'
Friend 1: 'u already asked us that five times today...but, I'm still fine.'
*Obsessed person leaves*
Friend 3: 'Yeah i smell the obsession he has with u friend 1'

by InquisitiveLuck June 16, 2023

Wet dog smell

That terrible smell when you dog is dirty but also wet. We all know that smell.

"Gross, my blanket has a wet dog smell"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Smell ye mar

Smell your mother

Oi ye div smell ye mar

by Mark connolly May 6, 2022

smells like grilled cheese

It’s unpleasant.

Ngl, this track smells like grilled cheese.

by Greenlowtops July 31, 2023

Smell O'Gram

Abducting your baby sister's beloved cat and while detaining it against its will, place it close to you anus and tear the biggest, sloppiest, most unapologetic fart you can muster. Then take the humiliated feline to your unsuspecting sisters room, where you release her now traumatized, rancid, furry friend back into the room closing the door behind you. Upon hearing an exclamation of disgust, kick open the door and declare "Smell O'Gram!!!"

My brother gave me such a nasty "Smell O'Gram" that i threw up all over the cat.

by theliberatedpeoplesofcornholeo August 26, 2010