Satellite pilot

Any senior member of a company that keeps their job and/or gets promoted by taking credit for successes that would have happened regardless of their presence. Typically these people are found in companies where all the hard work has been done and the company now makes money automatically no matter what anyone does. Just like once all the hard work of getting a satellite in orbit is done it will usually stay in orbit. The only real task of the satellite pilot is to not do anything truly stupid AKA knock the satellite out orbit.

Despite us being only one of 4 oligopoly energy suppliers our CEO just got a $5 million bonus for last years performance when. He's such a satellite pilot.

Our head of HR is the biggest satellite pilot I've ever seen.

by Evitabl January 29, 2024

SkateBully

The Best Skate Brand To ever exist. Literally makes the most fire jeans and streetwear clothing you'll ever see.

SkateBully: Damn bro, you look hot asf in SB's new drop!

by HimothyHamilton February 14, 2024

skateboarding

When two guys (particularly both in a cis relationship) abandon their girlfriends all summer to get down and freaky like two humpback whales.

"we wuz only skateboarding all summer... she don't even like skateboarding smh"

by BrokeBack Whale March 5, 2024

shater

Someone who hates just to fit in; a sheep combined with a hater

You can't trust the opinions in any reviews these days, they're full of shaters.

by FrootyMilk March 12, 2024

shater

Someone who hates just to fit in; a sheep combined with a hater

You can trust negative reviews these days bro, they're full of shaters.

by FrootyMilk March 12, 2024

shater

Sheep + hater; a person who hates just to fit in

You can't trust negative reviews these days bro, they're full of shaters.

by FrootyMilk March 13, 2024

Skateboarding

The absolute peak of sports. A renowned sport involving a board and yourself. It is all about meticulous timing, consistency and an abundance of practice. It is shown to have an incredible skill ceiling and shows off your style. It is built up by a huge and amazing community and is incredibly enjoyable. It consists of a plethora of tricks for you hit some sick lines. It is incredibly rewarding and is improved with lots of patience and practice. The precision involved is almost inconceivable. It gives many people a reason to go outside and have an infinite amount of fun. It fills people with creativity and import skills like quick reaction times and insane precision. I highly recommend it to you. Have fun.

“Yo bro, wanna go skateboarding?

by Theboard34 March 21, 2024