chocolate slug

When someone sucks a turd out of a partners asshole right before the point of ground-hogging. More specifically when the turd is smooth and has no lumps.

“I’m gonna need to take a shit soon.”
“Oh you want me to give you the chocolate slug?”

by squishsquishpanties May 18, 2025

Slug

Slang for a homeless person and can be quite offensive in nature. Analogous to how slugs are technically homeless snails.

You hear about the boys gettin laid off? They 'bout to be sluggin' it!

by yournakedwindowneighbor January 23, 2023

Slug the Bigfoot

A euphamism for a man with substantial pubic hairmasterbating.

"With that '70's dick fro you don't just masterbate you slug the bigfoot"

by The_D0ct0r August 23, 2011

Schrodinger’s slug

Someone who resorts to using easy / overused comebacks because they're too slow to come up with an original one on the spot. Some of which include:

"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"

Guy 1: "You know you can't end racism by creating a petition on Change.org, right?"
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."

by MinkleMic July 27, 2021

The Slug Fultrum

A mass of creatures in the Xeuron Straight. They feed off the hingle fibers. The creatures like to sap the theorons from your mind when you enter the straight. They will sometimes block a dark crystalline gradient and prevent the entering of the straight.

The Slug Fultrum was clogging my gateway!!!

by Exposed brain May 30, 2021

Pub Slug

Finn Gallagher

Person 1: ‘Finn Gallagher is in the pub again’
Person 2: ‘What a pub slug!’

by LaulPagan September 11, 2024

Slug

SLUG IS AN UGLY SLIMY DISGUSTING FAT BAD USELESS CRUEL ABNORMAL NASTY SELF-CENTERED ANOYINNG BAD BAWLING DANGEROUS IRRATIONAL STUPID KIND OF CREATURE THAT JUST CAN GO AND DIE

*slug existing*
every fucking creature on earth: *aggressively salts them like they were the fucking aliens from Dan O' Bannon's movie "Alien" *

by Lotku March 22, 2022