sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says,"That's the way it was."

At the party, the two news reporters went into the broom closet to perform a sloppy cronkite.

by City of Dope February 1, 2007

sloppy-ass

a woman whose ass is larger than it should be, out of proportion to the other body parts; wobbly, jiggly or lumpy, or moves too much when she walks and she's not trying.

See that woman over there? She'd be strappin' except for her sloppy-ass.

by Shollyman January 19, 2008

sloppy margaret

A sloppy margaret is when, after sex, two people give each other a hi-five and one or both of them get splattered by bodily fluids that were on their hands.

This girl gave me a handjob last night, but then we did a sloppy margaret, and it was nasty.

by Cruisin' for a Bruisin' August 31, 2004

slippery pants

pants htat can easily be lost in public places

i bought a pair of slipery pants that then fell off in the middle of Hyde Park

by debkat August 11, 2003

Sloppy Monkey

Tag team 2 girls with the same condom

Johnny sloppy monkeyed Joan later after Gina

by Jamar February 13, 2004

sloppy schmoopie

a sexual accident where the mans penis slips out in mid orgasm and shoots at the wrong target, mainly the bed, anus, or any surface underneath.

also see: Djchristiesnickerdoodle

i had a few drinks with my girl and we went back to my place and she let me do the old sloppy schmoopie.

by peebody March 17, 2008

Slippery sleeping bag

Where you use a whale's penis as a sleeping bag.

JD said: "I think I'm going to go for a sleep in my slippery sleeping bag."

He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.

by JFromH May 15, 2009