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Jean-Simon

Woah loh fini l'osti de débat. C MOE the JS Jean-Simon de souche OG tabarnak. Jfume 3 cartons par jour et on aime French grammar but osti the English grammar English criss. On aime ca ta grand-mère more than your English grammaire criss de cawliss de marde d'osti dchien anglais
Jean-Simon wants to quebec separate Canada from our land that is ours now criss.

Jean-Simon appreciate the beauty of our country language and learn to speak well
by Terrytheman February 26, 2025
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Simon Baz

Simon Baz is a fictional superhero appearing in books published by DC Comics, created by writer Geoff Johns and artist Doug Mahnke. Baz is an officer of the Green Lantern Corps, an extraterrestrial police force. The character made his debut in 20122 following DC's 2011 company-wide relaunch as part of its Green Lantern story arc "Rise of the Third Army", in which he replaces Silver Age hero Hal Jordan as the Green Lantern of Earth's sector.
I am Simon Baz I was arrested for stealing a van that happened to have a bomb in it with this ring showed up and broke me out of Jail. Then the Justice League showed up and tried to arrest me, and a talking squirrel told me I had to come help save the universe.
by Replica500 April 25, 2022
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Simon

Cool dude with cool accent. He has much story to talk about, you can find an old soul in him and if you have an old soul too you guys gonna talk for hours about deep stuff. He is fun, sarcastic, cute and a good friend. He is not humble at all and he is mean sometimes. What else...

A good listener a good responser :)
Simon is the coolest
by Thecurlyhead June 21, 2020
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Simon

Solar powered Sex dictionary who is an avid collector or coke cans and an oasis bottle fanatic. Concerned with fancy words with questionable place in 21st century dielectric, but maintains their importance all the same. Sometimes growls for reasons unknown but it is possibly used as a ‘thinking sound’
Simon now has 12 coke cans.
by RLO7 March 7, 2023
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simon neugebauer

Underrated football manager from the uk.
Coaches the team (tarvinrexfc) and currently top of the board.
Simon neugebauer is an underrated football manager/coach the team he works for is tarvinrexfc and he deserves way more fame.
by Simon neugebauer May 12, 2021
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Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”
by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025
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simon-olivier

Hey Simon-Olivier you are soioooo cool
by Simon’s November 21, 2021
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