Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021

silver

SILVER IS SALTY!! >:D
if you search this up, you know who you are!

"silver is salty, salty flakes."

by jenvups September 28, 2021

silver

silver is salty! >:D
you know who you are if you search up your name on the dictionary-

"silver is salty, salty as crackers lol"

by jenvups September 28, 2021

silver paper

Another name for Aluminium Foil

Steve, suck my balls, but I'll wrap them in silver paper first

by Shaunisasexoffender July 23, 2021

Silver Surfer

When someone tech decks they're erect dick around the room like a plane into an accepting vagina.

My dick's feeling very aerodynamic tonight, I'm going to give her the old silver surfer later.

by Doctorbotany July 27, 2021

Silver tea

The 7th of August 2021, in Bærum, a small province outside Oslo a group of young artists based on the common points of the elements that make a Silver tea agreed that Silver tea is a mix of warm water, lemon and honey. Based on personal preference milk can be added (although this is controversial)

Would you like a cup of silver tea with your vaffel? It has no milk

by HenieO August 7, 2021

silver pig

When you’re having sex with a girl and when you’re about to cum you stick 3 fingers in her ass, making her squeal and then you cum all over her.

Guy 1: how was that chick you took home last night?
Guy 2: yea it was great until a gave her the silver pig.

by PokiMiddd February 16, 2022