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proserpine

practically the same town as Moranbah, just some skanky hoes and bogans who think there cool because the ride scooters.
Proserpine footy players "oi cunt ill drop ya on your fucking head"
by Wain King August 14, 2017
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Pose Mojo

a term used to describe the re-emergence of one's inner poser and the sudden urge to take multiple photos of one's self, in as many poses as humanly possible, as a reaction to this.
"I just got my Pose Mojo back after a bit of a photographic dryspell"
by Meganymoo December 22, 2009
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poser

Posers are people who "pose" as something they're not, pretend to look like a group of people, like punks, headbangers or stoners, usually related to music.
That was the simple way, now here's the real definition, according to me: Posers are usually people that don't fit in, so trying to fit in, they act like the people around them, pretending to like the music, have the attitude, and also dressing like them. I will use as an example the tipical poser stoner.
A lot of people don't like stoners, is it because they smoke weed, act like that or because they think that stoners are hippies or something like that, but i think stoners are cool people to be around, i would actually call myself one. But the poser stoner don't really think like his friends, so here are some of the things a poser stoner usually do:

smoke weed as a drug, not as a way to think about life and have fun
Struggle through Dark Side of The Moon and call himself a Pink Floyd fan, and when someone is talking about pink floyd, all he has to say is "they're great! i love their attitude! DSOTM is a great album!"
Can't chill and listen to a Jimi Hendrix song, he has to headbang or air guitar his way through the song
Fills his Ipod with Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Jimi Hendrix songs, even though he hasn't listened to any of those since he was in his friend's.
Thinks surfing is a way to show off to his/her friends
If offered some drug as meth, coke or crack, he/she would deffinitely do it
That's all i know about posers, if you spot one, fuck him, let it be
by victorfrombrasil January 9, 2010
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poser

could everyone please shut the fuck up calling people posers. its just obnoxious. dont criticize others for where they shop, look like, live, listen to, etc. there are some groups of people i dont like, but i wouldnt call them posers (in my opinion). smoke up and geddalong!
person1:omfg, there sucha POSER going into hot topic, they think there punk/goth/emo/scene/other social group i cant think of
person2(me):hey can you shut the fuck up? thanks :)...*proceeds to head to wawa*
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Poverty Poser

Any young, apparently healthy, Twenty-something pan-handler that clearly isn't homeless and is looking to get some "Street cred". They usually return home to the suburbs after a day or so to bemoan their fate. Often dressed better than the people that give them handouts.
That Poverty Poser is a fraud! He's not homeless; he lives next door to me!
by longrider700 January 12, 2015
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S’pose

S’pose
Short term for suppose.

(I'm still shot callin’ like I’m s’pose to be)
by Doc_jr.224 June 14, 2018
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patriot poser

Grier, what did I tell you about those sideburns? Take them off or have somebody show you how to shave! You're a patriot poser, not a patriot.
by Solid Mantis December 12, 2018
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