by drummer.co.uk January 27, 2009
Get the pre-baggage taggagemug. A wank just before you go to a party in the hope that you will end up sleeping with a girl and consequently you are on top form.
by Rizzlemynizzleshizzle April 13, 2011
Get the pre party wankmug. The act of trailing an ambulance on the road so as to pass all the cars pulling off to allow the ambulance by.
I was about to be late for work until an ambulance pulled out in front of me in a hurry. I sped up and was Pre-Wake Boarding all the way to work and managed to get there on time.
by Sammyp July 17, 2013
Get the Pre-Wake Boardingmug. A pre-mature teenager that gets caught and is praised by parent for looking up porn, cause he forgets to erase the history.
"I heard that kid is a Pre-mature Austin."
"I hope I never become a Pre-mature Austin that would be embarrasing."
"Just don't forget to erase the history and you will be alright."
"I hope I never become a Pre-mature Austin that would be embarrasing."
"Just don't forget to erase the history and you will be alright."
by Longrod Johnson April 14, 2010
Get the Pre-mature Austinmug. A phenomenon unique to the current recession in which a person is first told that they have a new job, but then are told that the job is being eliminated prior to their start date. Basically, you are fired before you can even start the job.
Joan: "It was nice working with you. I'm outta here as of Friday."
Sue: "Wait a minute! I know your current position is being eliminated, but I thought they were going to shift you over to that new spot in Advertising."
Joan: "They just told me the Advertising spot is being eliminated, too. I've been pre-fired."
Sue: "Wait a minute! I know your current position is being eliminated, but I thought they were going to shift you over to that new spot in Advertising."
Joan: "They just told me the Advertising spot is being eliminated, too. I've been pre-fired."
by Wall-Street Strangler April 19, 2009
Get the Pre-Firedmug. That little spot of pee that appears when you really have to go to the bathroom and some just sneaks out into your undies.
What the hell, Jane, what's with all those pre-pee stains on your underwear? You have a bladder problem, son?
by Ks1994 June 13, 2012
Get the pre-peemug. 1) The phenomenon wherein a man who has gone without sexual relations for a period of time experiences a decrease in selectivity with respect to those persons that he seeks said relations with. As the period of time in which said man's sexual relations are in absentia increases, there is a direct inverse relationship with said selectivity. For as long as the `drought' persists, the selectivity will decrease exponentially.
During a consultation with his urologist, Cicero expressed a serious interest in draining his balls in Miss Mary Jay Rottencrotch's STD petri dish. Since ions had gone by since Cicero had last sunk his Italian sausage into a quality hole, the doctor diagnosed Cicero with a severe case of Pre-nut Syndrome.
by duchebag81 July 24, 2010
Get the Pre-nut Syndromemug.