Shmeter Peter

The word for a small penis

A.J. has such a Shmeter peter

by Aaaaye jay May 20, 2014

peter secchia

Peter Secchia, or "Pete Secchia" is a name founded on principles of solidity in reference to an Italian river.

"Peter Secchia solidly walked cattywompus across the street to purchase ducats from a big momma"

by mark the shark August 6, 2003

Johnny Peters

Johnny Peters is a term used for 1 an over weight person at age 12 to 14. 2 a term used for someone with a common name

The kid next to me is a Johnny Peters 2 sivon Beret is not a Johnny Peters name

by Messmaker7 June 11, 2018

Peter Boob

An old man who checks out the health segment of the news in hopes of seeing mammogram pictures.

Look at that bunch of Peter Boobs, why don't they just watch Internet porn like the rest of us?

by Lance DangerTits October 6, 2016

Newton-Peter

A unit of torque -- the amount of torque applied by Newton at a distance of Peter's height.

Dude how many newton-peters does that Tesla push out?

by stoddcast January 22, 2020

Putrid Peter

When you pour tomato juice down your dick hole and having ravage sex with a middle aged dude named Peter on a ferris wheel with out his knowledge as he starts quenching his butthole

I gave this guy at the fair the most revengeful putrid Peter

by Real slang234 September 23, 2022

Peter-perfect

Derogatory term to describe some-one who believes he is perfect in all ways.

Your sisters'new boy-frend is a right Peter-perfect Nigel.

by Steve CHUTER November 3, 2006