colombian penis

a long thick penis usually measures 7 inches and above

"that colombian dude from the club tottaly streched me out last night"
"I sure love that colombian penis, they fuck the best"

by SwtSensatian69 March 9, 2007

Paris Hilton

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?

What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton.

by dj mbm July 6, 2008

Skinny Penis

The definition of "Skinny Penis" is a with ass dude on the internet saying " It's ya boi, skinny penis." That exact video made me a different person with magical powers. I can now make my penis wipe my own ass. Oh yeah almost forgot, if u watch the video 200 times your white af peepee turns black, and shrinks 40x . Best day of my life when that happened.

Hiesenburg: "Say my name.."
Some random ass person: "It's ya boi, skinny penis."

by Skinny penis dude February 5, 2017

girl penis

a penis that a girl grows every month but is cut off to prevent it becoming sore

‘hey bro did you know girls grew girl penises?!’
‘nah! i wonder if they’re bigger than ours!’

by yeahthatcoolcat June 2, 2020

Paris Hilton

= a freggen cuntmuffin

-Paris Hilton equals a smelly old cuntpastry, maybe even a cuntmuffin!

"Leggo my freggen eggo, cuntmuffin!" ~Random guy

"That's hot, and I'm a cuntmuffin!" ~Paris Hilton

by Archibald Longshaft July 3, 2007

paris hilton

perhaps the most undeserving celebrity of our time. a talentless ugly poodle-looking piece of maggot-eaten shit that only got famous for being a whore and being a hilton. should she inherit her dad's business? fuck no, she'll just drive the hilton franchise in2 the ground. anyone who idolizes this whore is an empty headed moron with no class.

see stupid spoiled whore

what does paris hilton say after giving a blowjob 2 four guys at the same time?

answer: next!

by markymark179 August 25, 2007

Paris of the Prairies

Refers to Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada, a medium-sized city and arguably the high point when travelling between Edmonton and Winnipeg on the Yellowhead highway.

"Sundown in the Paris of the Prairies"
-Wheat Kings

by kking1922 November 6, 2009