guy 1: My dick is like the size of a push pop fully extended
guy 2: how’d you know that?
guy 1: the push-pop scale duh
guy 3: My dick is the size of a push pop with the cap on :,(
guy 2: how’d you know that?
guy 1: the push-pop scale duh
guy 3: My dick is the size of a push pop with the cap on :,(
by qwerty224 January 18, 2022
Get the push-pop scalemug. by Mr. Venter June 4, 2022
Get the push it real goodmug. The act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner.
have you ever heard of a mediterranean push-up? No? It’s the act of being in the push up position with your penis inside a jar filled with pickle juice solely for the purpose of receiving oral sex from your partner. Joe’s girl told him that she would give him head if his penis tasted like pickles so, he did a Mediterranean push-up. Unfortunately his mom walked in and ruined the mood!
by The Anti Blue Falcon April 23, 2022
Get the Mediterranean push-upmug. This is a metaphor that means when somebody pushes your buttons, you come out. (When someone gets you mad, you fully rage.)
by AntIs_Cool June 18, 2019
Get the You're a push penmug. by Hindleyhighmemes December 12, 2019
Get the Pushing up a stormmug. A mom who forces her kids to do sports/activities they don't want to do.
Uses their husbands money for almost everything, for and pageants/competitions
Uses their husbands money for almost everything, for and pageants/competitions
by allaboardthe****train April 9, 2015
Get the Push Pin Mommug. by Hanuman Rama June 5, 2010
Get the Pushed up the daisiesmug.