patty melt

the act of titty-fucking the empty-pastry-bag-like breasts an old woman

Elizabeth Taylor was so hot. I wanted to give her the patty melt for years...too bad she died.

by jwonder May 12, 2011

petter

Someone of the female gender who enjoys caressing the penis.

Hey guys, look its the petter! Boy does she love petting.

by KoolAid March 10, 2004

pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

another way of saying a guy gets laid a lot tail haste two contexts in this fraise the first one is referring to pussy the next one is the tail of a dog or something that special needs kids will pull on if the animal try's to escape there petting

ian: yeah bro next last year when i whent to college i pull more tail than a special needs kid at a petting zoo

chris: yeah buddy

by Rocheman4280 August 31, 2013

Patty

A food made from mashed potato and sage deep fried and usually eaten in a breadcake (bun) or with chips.

Originated fom Hull in the UK but also the orkney islands have their own (much better) version with added mincemeat inside. its proper Gravy!!

Could i have a patty special with curry please. (patty chips and curry)

by FrEeLaNcE May 22, 2008

pettingzoo

a kindergatern run by elderly men assumed to be pedeofiles

"i took my kid to kindergaten and it was a total pettingzoo so i got him the hell out of there"

by mercluke January 8, 2009

Perty Gay Like That MKAY

When someone uses the term, "Perty Gay Like That, Mkay?", s/he is not in any way referring to a homosexual person. S/he is innocently pointing out that the person is acting perty gay. This is often confused with actually slandering someone for being gay.

You perty gay like that, Mkay?

by SaladTripp January 5, 2004

Patty Hearst

A Patty Hearst is the event in which you get an erection at an awkward time.

"Hey bro, I was talking with the retarded security guard at the bank today and I got a Patty Hearst."

by TheClapmeister October 16, 2009