french oven

when you queef and pull the sheet over someone else’s head trapping them with your musty pussy

I french ovened my boyfriend before I sucked his dick

by kutipatuti April 1, 2025

queef Dutch oven

When a male is performing oral sex on a woman and she aggressively queefs.

She gave me a queef Dutch oven last night. I loved it!

by QueefQueen666 August 29, 2023

Double oven

The act of cumming in someone's ass while having intercourse and continuing to have sex until you cut again

My bf gave me a double oven last night and I'm sore

by Unifornbread September 30, 2023

Jack Oven

Young man born in Dunmore, PA. Son to Katherine and Paul, brother to Kathleen and Matt. Jack is a mischievous quirky and dashing young fellow. Anyone who has the honor to meet Jack Oven will be a lucky man for the rest of their lives.

Did somebody say Skibidi sigma Rizz in Ohio?

Yeah that was Jack Oven

by Price456 April 17, 2024

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

Reverse Dutch Oven

When you are in bed, waiting forever for your partner to get in with you. Exasperated, you give up and fart as they finally approach, then pull down the covers so that they get a little token of your appreciation for having to wait so long

I waited twenty minutes for her to come to bed. Now she’s going to get a reverse Dutch oven!

by mek804 February 23, 2024

Quiche in the oven

When you don’t want to join someone else’s plan, you use this fake excuse to indicate you don’t want to come. First coined by Craig Brown.

“Sorry I can’t come tonight, I’ve got a quiche in the oven.”

by mintyfresh7 March 17, 2024