The process of recalibrating your inner spiritual mental health by meditation or prayer. Or drinking copious amounts of alcohol.
Eloise flew across country on the day we Spring Forwarded, when she got to the hotel she said she was totally discombobulated and I told her 'You should "Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang"' and you'll feel much better.
by WildWill March 10, 2024
by Gordon bombay613 June 02, 2011
by Shebrat2005 February 24, 2023
When you have emergency bowel pressure and you have to pause your step, clench your butt, and hope the pressure eases so you can make it to the toilet (or at least some location where the clean-up is less conspicuous)
I made it home after a two hour drive and I had to stop in the garage and re-collect before I blew my o-ring and sharted. Luckily, after a pause and a cold sweat, I continued into the house and made it to the bathroom.
by Bigg Tiggs December 14, 2024
by foot of the club October 24, 2019
by ncgp July 02, 2022
When a person has had enough alcohol and/or drugs to reach a point where they have taken on the characteristics of a "retarded" person as well as resembling the vegetative state of a potato. Far beyond shit faced and blackout.
by Hutchinson-yut June 14, 2017