Couch boy

A crude caveman like individual that sleeps on parent's couch. A general laziness and indifference to reality. Incompetence of even the simplest ideas
Couch boy was caught again piddling by his parents while searching for memes
by Touchdown Jesus October 6, 2020
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Couch Warming Party

When you buy a new couch for your living area and invite friends / family to sit and flatulate on it as a sign of initiation and good luck.
I just got a couch for my apartment, come over for a couch warming party !
by Dinuel October 1, 2023
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Couch

To describe something as cool, hip or trendy. Used similarly to “Camp” but modern and less sarcastic.
Trent: Hey I just bought this new hat what do you think?
Barbara: That’s totally couch!
by Couched4eva April 30, 2024
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Freud's couch

Your therapist/psychiatrist's office
Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.
by Sexydimma June 13, 2021
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WALC Couch Humper

The individual who decided to watch porn while humping a couch in the WALC (Wilmeth Active Learning Center) at Purdue University.
Hey? Did you hear about the WALC Couch Humper?

Ya. I heard he was jerkin his dick in the middle of WALC!
by sillygeese January 26, 2024
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Couch gang

A super duper cool friend group😎💪 we have movie nights on illegal websites (you didn’t hear that from me) cough cough soap2day. We also play roblox and vc all the time. Sometimes Minecraft, not often though 😔😔 we’re super snazzy honestly.
“Have you heard of the couch gang?”
“Yes !!:) I’m actually apart of it.”
by Plsfuncoolgood April 21, 2022
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The Couch Shitters

People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap
John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch

Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too

Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024
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