This is not a physical club people can join. A person gains membership when he or she chooses not to leave their house and sits at home. Various activities the club members take in are solitary pizza eating, ice cream shoveling,crying to a soap, drinking the lonesome night away, and watching pornos and imagining what they COULD be doing on a friday night but cannot due to living up to the club.
While Billy's friends decided to go to Jerry's house to party, he was in The Friday Night Club for a night all to himself.
by ThePartyDoesn'tStopHere April 15, 2015
When girls get slapped in the butt by guys. Every Friday it is scheduled. A day when people can slap other people's butts. Girls can slap guys' butts too. Some people do enjoy this day. But it must be very painful for some girls, though.
Today, I noticed it was Slap Ass Friday. I spotted my crush of three years. And As I walked down the hall, I spotted him. Then, I passed by and I quickly slapped his bum with hard, heavy pressure. I could tell he enjoyed it because of his huge smile. It was great pleasure to do that. He blushed as I gave a wink and ran off cafeteria.
by I<3Sgt.Frog July 15, 2010
1. A kick-ass 1990 social commentary book detailing a typical football season for the Permian High School Panthers of Odessa, Texas.
2. A mediocre 2004 movie filled with factual errors, yet still loved for its "realism".
3. What? NBC hasn't filed for Chapter 11 yet?
2. A mediocre 2004 movie filled with factual errors, yet still loved for its "realism".
3. What? NBC hasn't filed for Chapter 11 yet?
1. My English teacher didn't let me read Friday Night Lights in high school because it was full of Boobie.
2. Hell no, I don't wanna watch Friday Night Lights. They left out half the damn book.
3. Congratulations, Friday Night Lights. You just saved a television network.
2. Hell no, I don't wanna watch Friday Night Lights. They left out half the damn book.
3. Congratulations, Friday Night Lights. You just saved a television network.
by Just say NOdessa March 09, 2009
Peanut butter friday is when you have some "fun" with some peanut butter on any friday, no other days just friday.
by IsaacVR July 03, 2022
A Full Send Friday is the pinnacle of all Fridays.
All Full Send Friday's must begin with an inaugural shotgun. All participants who shall be Full Sending must shotgun a beer in 3 seconds or less. Activities include being belligerent, drinking for over 5 hours straight and getting the cops called on you.
Recommended drinks include 9Loko, Kentucky Gentleman and of course some Steel Reserve 40s.
All Full Send Friday's must begin with an inaugural shotgun. All participants who shall be Full Sending must shotgun a beer in 3 seconds or less. Activities include being belligerent, drinking for over 5 hours straight and getting the cops called on you.
Recommended drinks include 9Loko, Kentucky Gentleman and of course some Steel Reserve 40s.
Guy 1: I fucking hate my life bro. My girlfriend left me and I lost my job.
Guy 2: Shit bro, good thing it's Thursday.
Guy 1: Wait does that mean tomorrow's a Full Send Friday?
Guy 2: Well it sure as hell ain't some Quarter Send Friday!
Guy 2: Shit bro, good thing it's Thursday.
Guy 1: Wait does that mean tomorrow's a Full Send Friday?
Guy 2: Well it sure as hell ain't some Quarter Send Friday!
by Migdal Kadanoff May 17, 2019
The act of defecating in a toilet at the office late Friday night and letting it stew over the weekend for one's colleagues enjoyment on Monday morning.
Dan dropped the brief on his partner's desk and a Friday Night Special in stall #3 before leaving work last night at 10pm.
by Fronk the Tank June 23, 2007
The overwhelming sense of not giving a crap about the horrendous amount of work and deadlines you have simply because it's Friday.
M1 - "Hey man, you wanna duck out early and go play some disc golf?"
M2 - "Don't you have a big report due on Monday?"
M1 - "Yeah, but I've got a case of the Friday Fuck-Its. I won't get anything done anyway."
M2 - "Don't you have a big report due on Monday?"
M1 - "Yeah, but I've got a case of the Friday Fuck-Its. I won't get anything done anyway."
by Cyrano Cytoplasm October 05, 2007