Kelly's Law

Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.

Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work

by ChopperWopperCopter July 11, 2017

Emily Kelly

Emily kelly will be The sweetest girl you will know she is beautiful and kind if you know a Emily kelly don’t even lose her

Boy 1: hey you know Emily kelly right?
Boy 2: ya she is so sweet I don’t wanna ever lose her

by Emily kelly November 5, 2019

Kelly

Shes a hoe and loves to get trained. Shes a bitch.

Hey Ronald lets run a train on kelly.

by anonymous January 17, 2024

kelly gz

the most active person ever she’s a demonioa. she goes to every function and gets drunk in jeresy. she loves buzzbals

chloe : where we going

kelly gz: the function

by juzzrizz November 20, 2023

Kelly

Kelly, born into bed rest. No hopes or dreams. She's broke, but still budgets for coke. Heartless and mean, she'll kill all your dreams. She'll drink your beer if it's free. She likes coke (give it to me for free, I'm on a budget) grocery bags full of coke snot rags, investments worth 6 bucks a rag. If she likes ya, you're fucked. Reaaaaal fucked. She's a dumb bitch.

Kelly, that dumb bitch, don't give her anything for free.

by anonymous September 4, 2022

Megyn Kelly

YOU WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING EITHER!

Hym "What would Megyn Kelly do to stop a school shooting? NOTHING! A big fat nothing! 0! ZERO! Not a Goddamn thing. And you want to lock the parents up for NOT INTERVENING in a way that WE ALL KNOW you would NOT INTERVENE and then you have the nerve to condemn the parents and cry on you fucking priests shoulder 'BOO HOO! I'm so sad murdered kids even though I would do more to provoke it than I would EVER would to stop it. And then I'll cry for my priest and the camera.' They're burning in hell (by the way) according to your religion they're a 99.9% chance they're burning in hell FOREVER. The dead kids? Hell forever. Terrible! And we all say it too. All your viewers saw you do nothing. You God saw it. And to pretend you would intervene in any way that's substantial is a LIE which you're going to burn forever for too. So, at least the dead kids will have company."

by Hym Iam February 2, 2024

Tassa Kelly

AWESOME WINNER

TASSA KELLY IS THE MOST AWESOME WINNER IN THIS WORLD!

by Slutslayer02 July 28, 2024