going into battle bare naked

1) Idiom for going into an arguement without any comebacks or plans to do anything if you're losing.

2) going into any battle in a game, fully unprepared for the strength of the opponent. (Not enough armor, not strong enough, etc.)

1) "Lidia's never going to get out of that arguement, she's going into battle bare naked!"
2) "Sockcat43 is just unprepared for this boss. He's going into battle bare naked!"

by Diowbs November 13, 2022

Naked Assiditis

When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.

My cat suffers from naked assiditis.

by Nakeditis August 27, 2023

Naked jenga

When someone plays jenga without clothing favoured by people named Riley

A lot of fun with the family

Yo you guys down to play naked jenga

by Garryno1 May 6, 2022

Tits naked

When you are half naked, tits out

She still had pants on, but she was tits naked bro!

by Big Muscles001 December 13, 2019

naked moustache

Removal of a landing strip using a razor blade clenched in your teeth - especially popular in Greece

Hell, last night he stop complaining about my grooming when he gave me a naked moustache.

by K99wellinvolved October 12, 2017

Naked Sunday

The best time you’ll ever experience.

“It’s naked sunday”

by stickymicrowave September 20, 2025

Naked DIY

A colloquial term to indicate that one is masterbating.

A: "Hey, what you doing? Wanna grab some food?"
B: "Erm, can't right now, kinda started some naked DIY..."
A: "tmi... 🙄"

by RobMadeMeDoIt October 5, 2016