your mom

1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"

Friends kicking it at a basketball game...

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)

OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)

by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013

mom smasher

It's when you hit resume on someone else's xbox. The guy that dates single moms.

That guy goes out with all the single moms. He is such a mom smasher.

by BigSteve February 4, 2014

Mom-rebate

It´s when you purchase something with your own money upfront and later come crawling to mom for reimbursement. If approved you can expect a wire transfer to replenish your beer funds.

A: Shit, brah. How´d you get the cash for a new Gronk jersey?
B: I just lucked out, a mom-rebate for my orgo book just came through.

by buttcheeeeze January 2, 2016

Soccer Mom

Upper-middle class caucaisian north american women. They drive large gas guzzling SUVs and think that their kids are better than anything in the universe and won't make any mistake. ever.
they are the reason nobody can have fun anymore because of safety regulations and why everyone is super insecure. they are often passive agressive and have a hard time saying no or discipling their childeren this results in their children having no self esteem.

We MUST destroy all soccer moms

Sheryll is a soccer mom, look at her new Chevy Suburban and her kids Brenden and Preston.

by BoredWhiteGuy February 1, 2016

mom water

Spiked seltzer, such as White Claw.

The yang to the yin that is dad water (beer).

Who took all the mom waters? I'm keto.

by th415 March 23, 2019

My Mom

A person who wont pick me up from school when im terribly sick

My Mom is something

by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019

you are mom

You use this phrase if you don't know the difference of "you are" and "your".

Human 1: Hehe I did something tonight.
Human 2: I did you are mom.

World: Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

by JuulKing March 26, 2018