Mexican Mop

The act of strapping 2 wet towels, t-shirts, or other soft items to the bottoms of your feet and walking/moving on a hard surface to clean.

Pedro couldn't find his mop to clean his floor, so he got 2 old t-shirts from his closet and put shampoo on them - He made a Ghettofabulous Mexican Mop.

by Pedro L. January 10, 2008

mexican entrepreneur

When a man buys a pickup truck & a couple lawn mowers & piles all his amigos & lawnmowers into the truck to start a lawn cutting business.
Derived from the millions of ratty pickup trucks packed with mexicans & lawn mowers.

That mexican entrepreneur almost ran me off the road with his truck packed full of mexicans & lawn mowers.

by g55h445ty October 16, 2008

Mexican soda shank

When someone finishes a can of soda then tears the can in half so he/she can shank someone with it.

Me:OMG mexican soda shank
You: Holy Fuck where??

by mffns March 22, 2009

Mexican Saver

When a mexicans lawnmower has run out of gas and a "Mexican Saver" goes to get him some gas.

My lawnmower ran out of gas, and since my friend did not want me to lose my job he went and got be some gas, I now call him the "Mexican Saver"

by Bizzle25534 May 5, 2009

mexrican

another word for someone mixed with puerto rican and mexican

I fucked that mexrican bitch last night and her pussy was so tight

by jsjgjsgh July 19, 2009

mexican guacamole

The mess you find in your bed the morning after a night featuring mexican food and too much alcohol.

"Can someone please bring me up an extra set of sheets? I don't want to say too much, but it got a little "mexican guacamole" up in here if you know what I mean."

by therealkevintitterton September 3, 2009

Mexican Rake

A leaf blower

I can't get any work done with all those Mexican Rakes going outside!

by AZWildcats10 October 22, 2009