Mirror Melter

What happens when your car sits in the sin to long and melts your side mirrors off

Scott told me so today is supposed to be a real mirror melter

by Mirror Melter February 26, 2023

mental melty

when you just can't because your brain is just like " " you know? yeah

Can't really talk right now my brain is all mental melty.

by Dick0M0d3 May 8, 2023

paint melters

When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.

Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!

Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!

by Gas man August 10, 2023

Skyla Melton

The most gorgeous amazing girl in the whole world. She is the type of girl that is world dying for. When you see a Skyla, just know your day is gonna get better, even your life. She ceases to amaze you and she is absolutely spectacular. Her eyes are a glorious shade of green. Her hair is beautiful. Be happy if you met a Skyla.

Person 1: Woah that person looks really amazing!
Person: Yeah it’s a Skyla Melton

by Skyla’s love November 21, 2023

Dirty Melton

The act of ejaculating into the sink, preferably the sink in somebody else's bathroom.

'He loves a good Dirty Melton now and then, usually in his mom's bathroom sink!'

by Moonfriend March 12, 2024

Marini Meltdown

The act of losing one’s shit. To have a complete meltdown and lose one’s cool.

Dan missed a 4 foot putt on 18 and had a full on Marini Meltdown.

by Jewwy January 16, 2024

A Melting Moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin and save the shit he took and freeze it.
You then use the shit as a dildo and let the poo melt in your ass so you can then poop out your partners shit

My missus just tried a melting moment! She looked so hot squeezing out my poo from her anus

by littlemissblumpkin February 26, 2024