mcdonalds fever

You can stop eating McDonalds. Average life span: less than 50.

Friend: What did you have for lunch?
Tim: A Big Mac.

Friend: You have got to have McDonalds Fever!

by nicosoter August 17, 2015

McDonalds

A "burger" restaurant. Not really. Its a real estate company. Like most fast food chains originating from the United States of Obesity, every food dispensed from its kitchen contains atleast >10000 calories, resulting in a quick transformation into a mischievous and unachieving creature known as the Discord Moderator, and also by some, League of Legends players.

Clyde went to McDonalds yesterday, now hes an oversized whale.

by TypicalLoggers November 14, 2022

mcdonalds sprite

its like sprite, but 10 times stronger.

girl: omg do u wanna go to mcdonalds?
boy: nah bitch they got the mcdonalds sprite

by peanut9707 April 15, 2022

Ronald McDonalded

While getting a blow job you grab your hard penis at the base and slap whomever in the nose (with penis) until their nose starts to bleed then smear blood around her mouth with the head of said penis. BAM BAM BAM SHE'S LOVING IT!?!?

A. Damn, look at that hoochie mama over there! Is her lips chapped? Hahaha no she been Ronald McDonalded!!
B. Girl: OWW WHAT THE FUCK!?!?
Boy: “ba-da-ba-BA-BAAA”

by Sir Salty D. Strangler February 20, 2023

Cora Mcdonald

She is the best Friend I could ever ask for and she’s always there when I need her.

Someone: Who is Cora Mcdonald?
Me: the sweetest and most beautiful friend I have.

by Cora McDonald January 31, 2022

chase mcdonald

chase mcdonald pulls the most bitches with his hairy, veiny, girth cock that makes these hoes fall in love immediately

person 1: bro how does chase mcdonald pull so many bitches
person 2: because his name is chase mcdonald and he has a hairy, veiny, girthy cock that makes these hoes fall in love immediately

by cheezymac176 May 10, 2022

McDonalds

Shit I can't stop eating

''McDonalds is unhealthy'' ''I know''

by Fat fatass February 17, 2021