Maria:
She has one of the finest asses ever,I bet she gives the best bj’s
every guy wants to fuck maria,
but especially jerry.So does she
She has one of the finest asses ever,I bet she gives the best bj’s
every guy wants to fuck maria,
but especially jerry.So does she
by Wang518 November 20, 2021
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She is a wattpad addict with standards higher than mount Everest and significant daddy issues. Her idea of love is Louis Patridge, harry potter boys except harry potter himself, Peter Pan, and of course THE RIDDLES. If you fall a Maria watch out. YOU HAVE TO IMPRESS HER. Her parents have such a romantic love that her expectations are impossible to meet in real life. However, if you do get a Maria, NEVER LET HER GO. She’s smart, but like book smart and the prettiest girl you will ever meet. Also, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A SUGAR BABY, Maria is the one!
She is a wattpad addict with standards higher than mount Everest and significant daddy issues. Her idea of love is Louis Patridge, harry potter boys except harry potter himself, Peter Pan, and of course THE RIDDLES. If you fall a Maria watch out. YOU HAVE TO IMPRESS HER. Her parents have such a romantic love that her expectations are impossible to meet in real life. However, if you do get a Maria, NEVER LET HER GO. She’s smart, but like book smart and the prettiest girl you will ever meet. Also, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A SUGAR BABY, Maria is the one!
Clara: Omg Maria is so pretty if you want to impress her you really need to go big!
Karageorgiou: I know I need your help to think of how to get her attention!
Karageorgiou: I know I need your help to think of how to get her attention!
by PatataTL November 20, 2021
Get the Maria mug.Short tempered cute girl thats the perfect balance of hotness and cuteness in a person. Shes always down for cuddles and kisses and cries over everything. Really emotional, like really. Brown hair, brown eyes and a beautiful smile. Usually drawn to people named "Pantelis" but in perticular people named "Pantelis" that also offer her food and warmth. Last but not least shes a really talented cook that will make you any food you desire with just the right amount of begging for it.
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Maria is the most beautiful, clever, passionate and funny person you'll ever know (if you are lucky enough to get to know her).
She is incredibly fun while also being sensible and comprehensive because of how intelligent she is. She has the most beautiful smile you can possibly imagine. She has her principles cristal clear and knows herself confidently, so she can have her space while giving you yours. Nevertheless, she will always be there for you if you need her and she will try to give you the best advices she can. She is the best friend you can have and, to put it simple, she is just the best person I know.
She is incredibly fun while also being sensible and comprehensive because of how intelligent she is. She has the most beautiful smile you can possibly imagine. She has her principles cristal clear and knows herself confidently, so she can have her space while giving you yours. Nevertheless, she will always be there for you if you need her and she will try to give you the best advices she can. She is the best friend you can have and, to put it simple, she is just the best person I know.
by CarmenMola October 27, 2021
Get the Maria mug.Maria. A words that also sounds like diarrhea. Which is funny because Maria is the biggest pile of human shit there is. Specifically, Maria Opeka captivates the true meaning of it. She is ugly inside and out and has the most stupid dog named Cannoli which makes sense because she is the typical Italian- American. She does not really talk but just blurts out random noises. Its almost hilarious. The best way to describe Maria is that she is like a piece of popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth. I am kidding. Maria Opeka is a obsessive DILF hunter, and only in love celebrity men close far to old for her. She also experiences scenarios that have overtake her sense of reality. Maria has brown curly hair, olive skin, short, and has brown eyes. She is related to Angela who has the loudest farts.
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