metrosexual

1. A person who is straight but acts really really gay.
2. Always gels hair, shaves legs, and waxes eyebrows
3. Loves to tan naked with other men
4. Loves steamrooms with naked men
5. Masturbates with men he meets an hour before
6. All in all, "Ryan Yamada"

"Hey megan, i shaved my legs, waxed my eyebrows and gooch, and sucked dick all the way on the ride here. My name is Ryan Yamada and i'm metrosexual."

by Big massive chode July 2, 2007

MetroSexual

Defining a straight man who is very in tune to hip, urban lifestyle. He is immaculate in his appearance and doesn't mind spending huge amounts of money on clothing and shoes as well as skin and hair products. He also may spend large amounts of time in a gym or health facility because of his obsession with his body. Although he is straight, his trendy, stylish appearance may be more closely associated with that of a gay male.

straight-man
+
gay best friend
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METROSEXUAL

by CazualTee November 24, 2003

metrosexual

Liberace was the ultimate metrosexual.

Emo people are pretty metrosexual as well.

by Bond, James Bond June 7, 2005

metrojewish

An adjective describing a non-jewish person who physically and/or behaviorally resembles a jew.

Matt: You have a large nose, an egg shaped head, and and are really cheap.

Ethan: I know! I'm totally metrojewish!

by TARP95 October 11, 2010

metrosexual

Someone who REALLY loves trains and probably New York.

Person 1: Oh man, when I get on the early morning metro to go to work.... my body just explodes into this uncontrollable fit of excitement and pleasure.
Person 2: You're such a metrosexual!

by felisCschrödinger October 20, 2013

merowr

i really wanna kiss you
or
im thinking about kissing you

girl: merowr!
boy: i agree

by you know me :] July 10, 2009

Metrosexual A

Metrosexual A is a more apparent form of metrosexuality. Metrosexual A men are physically "metro." This includes but is not limited to: hair dying, matching/nice clothes, clean nails, and tanning.

The counterpart of Metrosexual A is Metrosexual B.

Guy #1: Is that guy gay?
Guy #2: Who? That guy with the frosted faux-hawk?
Guy #1: Yeah.
Guy #2: Nah. He's just metrosexual A.

by Alex Harm October 24, 2007