martin green

A man who is which a rather big man slag with intentions on fucking girls and leaving them.
Also a man who rapidly punches black people in the face wen they touch his chicken or vodka.

Hot dumb blonde: omfg he's so hot

Smart slut: yeah but he's a Martin green

by Hahahahahaha2725252 May 18, 2014

gordon-martin

Very weird fun people to hang around and when your around them there is never a dull moment

A party with alchol and alot of laughter and one person is giving all the jokes that is a gordon-martin

by Lexgm November 14, 2013

frosty martin

When a man asks a woman to marry him on facebook.

I just frosty martined that gal today!

by Josh Hutchin December 3, 2013

jose martin villar

Venezuelan male best described by the meaning of his initials “JMV” (Jugador Mas Valioso) or most valuable player (MVP) in English.

he is Jose Martin Villar, the JMV!

by JMVDGR8 December 19, 2013

molly-martined

Getting absolutely polaxed and needing someone to carry you home. This someone is usually the boyfriend and has to take care of her and deal with her shit.

'Mate you were molly-martined last night!'
'You threw up all over her bathroom floor, you were molly-martined'

by Christian is a ballbag March 8, 2015

Martined

When somebody writes a book/story or show and killed off every main character that everybody love

'Dude! Have you seen game of thrones?'
'Nah man, the director totaly Martined it, I stopped watching after the 1st season'

by Sir Guestngton April 6, 2015

donald martin

a bald headed bitch who thinks he can teach but really can't. always talks about his 15 year old son who he adopted from Guatemala that goes to DeSmet.

"you all are going to fail at life unlike my 15 year old son that I adopted from Guatemala that goes to DeSmet."

"shut the fuck up Donald Martin"

by georgebushdid911 July 27, 2015