Lucas

If your name is Lucas then you are 87.56% likely to have a penis longer than 16 centimeters

Girl: Hey whats your name
Lucas: Lucas
Girls: Squirts on the spot

by 21 march niggas gay November 6, 2019

Lucas’s birthday

Pure my birthday man

Oh hey Lucas is it your birthday?
Iye Mate it’s pure my birthday man.
Oh well then everyone: yasssss it’s lucas’s birthday

by Lucas the cool wean November 6, 2019

lucas lamont

A fat mother fucked who makes the worst first impression imaginable, although is pretty smart does not put in the work what so ever and because of that reason under achieves in everything he does, hasn't one a single thing in his entire life and has spent his whole entire life eating and playing xbox, is really really ugly and is a disappointment to his family as he procrastinates in everything, even things he wants to do.

oh god i’m turning into a lucas lamont

by ohmymymymy November 7, 2019

Lucas.W

he is the most loving person ever. he can be crazy but in a good way. people don’t understand him. he gives the best presents to the people he loves. never mess with him because he is defensive. if you mess with some he loves you will regret it. never get on his bad side. if you love a lucas.w let him know because he is compassionate. you should give him a chance you might like him better if you know him. don’t judge him by looks/rumors.

Lucas.w is crazy but he will protect you and care about you.

by Lucas.W November 9, 2019

Lucas

Synonym of pukeas

Hey ur Lucas right?

Yah
Eww

by Boogieman53553 November 15, 2019

Lucas

Is a piece of shit

Lucas.....go fuck yourself

by AUSTRALIAN_YEET November 15, 2019

Lucas

A tired jokeman, who is usually small leading to small brain, small hands, small feet, which then leads to a small dick. GG to anyone named Lucas. pfffft . Just GG.

Lucas: hey girl, wys?
Girl: Instantly blocks Lucas or walks away, knowing he's got a small peepee.

by 7536 November 16, 2019