Loser

Someone who’s birthday is on October 13th and is amazingly awesome

Gage dice is a loser

by Jasmine1234567 October 12, 2020

Professional Loser

A Professional Loser is a real job. It's someone who gets paid to lose on purpose. Sometimes if a team is doing very poorly, a coach will hire a Professional Loser to compete against his team and purposely lose. After his team beats the Professional Loser or Professional Losers (if plural), the team will feel better and their moral will be boosted. Sometimes hiring a Professional Loser is the way to go.

Team A "Damn! We lose again!"
Team B "Ha ha, you all suck!"
Coach (to self) "I think it's time I hire a Professional Loser"

Time gap. The Coach hires a Professional Loser and Team A wins their next game

Team A "Yay! We won!"
Coach "Great Job, Team!"
Coach (to self) "That should boost our confidence"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 10, 2025

Loser

A real loser is someone who's so afraid of not winning they don't even try.

"Bro, people think that because their stuck in one place right now, they can't keep going. Kind of a loser move tbh."

by Ragingrigby June 10, 2023

Loser Tax

In professional sports, a loser tax is when a team with a history of losing, bad culture, bad circumstances, and/or less than ideal location must pay extra than other teams might have needed to in order to secure the services of a premier player.

The Detroit Lions are probably going to have to pay a loser tax to Ramsey if they want to lure him away from places like Miami or Las Vegas.

by captainbone March 28, 2023

Loser

You

You are a loser

by Black people are funny (sike) September 12, 2022

loser panda Gianny

This is a slur from the Netherlands targeted to someone who is extremely incapable of performing or completing a certain task which seems inconceivable easy. It can be used in any informal setting, for example in a Discord call when playing games or when you are chilling with friends during schoolbreak.

'Wat een loser panda Gianny! Hoe kon je nou niet een voldoende hebben voor Duits luistertoets?'

by Omega Sussy Balls EllisD March 7, 2022

Fucking Twat Loser

The word for people who consistently overuse abusive and/or overpowered weapons, tools, card, etc. in video games.

Jeez, that guy is such a Fucking Twat Loser for using that overpowered item.

by Caillou The Dank Meme November 8, 2017