soggy log

when you wake up and youve splurted cum all over your underwear and bedding

dude i woke up with a 'soggy log' , my mom was also laying next to me???

by yassinbigfellow88 December 19, 2015

Log Off

When someone decides to exit playing a video game or program.

User1: Hey, do you want to raid Molten Core in 10mins?

User2: Actually, I'm just about log off.

User1: My account isn't work properly.

User2: Have you tried to log off and re log?

by Stelarus October 21, 2014

Yum Yum Log

A Yum Yum Log is the tree trunk of a large fallen tree which is used in logging sessions in wooded areas.

There are many Yum Yum Logs in the woods for you to show off dat booty.

by Wordlink May 24, 2019

Log Neck Monster

To take a hot log on the neck of an unsuspecting person who is asleep or has just passed out through over consumption of alcohol. Take a picture and leave the Log to set rock hard like a collar around their neck over night. Post on the internet and wait for them to awake in the morning to the horror of the Log Neck Monster.

Ive jut released a Log Neck Monster on Cunny :-)

by Lee Hughes October 06, 2008

California Log Jam

When two people go ass-to-ass and proceed to pass stool simultaneously.

After some bran cereal and coffee, we were both ready for some California Log Jamming.

by smothers-brothers May 31, 2012

Flog-ur-Log

To beat the penis very hard

Where u goin....to flog ur log?

by me October 21, 2003

Tennessee Log Jammer

A sex act involving 3 guys, 1 woman and a ladder.

"You two did the Tennessee Log Jammer? But where are the other two guys? And did you at least put my ladder back?"

by khinsaia February 16, 2010