soggy log

when you wake up and youve splurted cum all over your underwear and bedding

dude i woke up with a 'soggy log' , my mom was also laying next to me???

by yassinbigfellow88 December 27, 2015

Log Farmer

Common term used for both straight and homosexuals. Most commonly referenced as someone who enjoys anal intercourse but on the giving end.

Did you hear that the young man down the street is a log farmer?

You don't say?! I'd like him to harvest my logs sometime!

by Dr. CAndy Awsomefaces! August 16, 2008

Cheese Log

A plump, rural division III athlete whose diet tendencies are less than stellar. Diet includes, but is not limited to Arby's, soft serve ice cream, fries with ranch dressing, and blue powerade.

We just played Ultimate Frisbee against a bunch of Cheese Logs who were wheezing the whole time.

My Cheese Log roomate eats plain wonder bread while he plays COD all day.

by ShitDong December 4, 2018

Log Off

When someone decides to exit playing a video game or program.

User1: Hey, do you want to raid Molten Core in 10mins?

User2: Actually, I'm just about log off.

User1: My account isn't work properly.

User2: Have you tried to log off and re log?

by Stelarus October 20, 2014

Swamp Logging

Swamp logging is the act of expelling all air from the mouth to create a perfect vacuum on your subject's anus. Once the lips are sealed and the vacuum is in place, one subtly extracts fecal matter directly from the jejunum with a swift inhalation.

Ryan was swamp logging Alex last night. I watched and masturbated frantically in the closet.

by Johnny Rico, Death from Above June 11, 2010

Flog-ur-Log

To beat the penis very hard

Where u goin....to flog ur log?

by me October 21, 2003

Tennessee Log Jammer

A sex act involving 3 guys, 1 woman and a ladder.

"You two did the Tennessee Log Jammer? But where are the other two guys? And did you at least put my ladder back?"

by khinsaia February 16, 2010