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whack off light

A flashlight with an internal magnet and coil; marketed as a light without batteries to go dead. Performs poorly and requires a vigorous whacking off motion to make the magnet generate as much light as a candle.
The batteries in my Maglite were dead so I had to use my whack off light.
by GSpunk December 14, 2006
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light board

1) Electronic device used to control the lighting in a stage production, often controlled by a techie.
2) Sexual euphamism used by techies.
1) Lower Dimmer 1 on the light board so that you don't blind the guy.
2) Suck on my light board ho.
by Chuckie226 September 6, 2003
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light gun

A nintendo Zapper or sega light phaser both of witch i own.. Used for playing
NES: Duck hunt and wild gun man
Master System: Safari Hunt
Both guns provded lots of fun for the 8 bit generation.
Why can't i shoot that stupid dog with this light gun?!
by tehpunkgeek July 17, 2005
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gods light

1:A form of pot where you put it in a tube and pour it in your eyes.

2:Any type of drug
3:A person on drugs, who thinks they aren't on drugs
hah, check it out, that guys is looking at the gods light!

jeezus, what a terrible case of denial in gods light.
by taking back yesterday May 9, 2006
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pee light

Pee Light is a nickname of Head Light.
It is most used for going to pee at night when camping, so it has been nicked 'Pee Light'
- I will put on my Pee Light and go take a leak in the bush.
- Hey, take my Pee Light and make sure you arent peeing on a bear.
by -RDOG- August 12, 2006
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Light Saber Fight

Its when two gay dudes wear glow in the dark condoms and then battle with their dicks. Then half way through the fight, one cries out "Luke I am your father!!"
Person 1: "Hey do you have the glow in the dark condoms?"
Person 2: "Are we going to have a Light Saber Fight tonight?"
Person 1: "Oh yeah!!"
by Vivian12345 March 17, 2011
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Rape Light

A highly concentrated flash-light that is used to blind and ward off rapists/ A song by the Poet Laureates.
I don't like carrying pepper spray around, instead I just take my Rape Light because of how functional it can be.
by Haraldo manana November 22, 2011
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