lazy popsicle

a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.

last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.

by theguywiththesmallpeen August 21, 2022

lazy-itis-otis

A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.

There are no known cures.

A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.

by DCA1981 August 5, 2022

lazy left

A lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one)

"I couldn't be bothered last night, so I just gave John a lazy left"

by Shakeyshakey September 28, 2015

Lazy Susan Boi

A group of fuckbois that keep circling their way back around like a lazy susan.

Abel is a lazy susan boi. He always circles his way back around eventually.

by skittlesbreath October 19, 2018

Lazy

A word used to describe an individual who has a dearth of motivation, thus not doing everyday tasks as efficiently as a more industrious individual would.

Mom: Stop leaving your clothes lying around in the room, Jay that's being lazy.
Jay: Sorry, mom

by UltimateDoge October 17, 2022

Lazy ass

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I can’t be bothered to explain how to use “lazy ass”

by Someone who is WAY TOO bored June 27, 2021

Lazy Susan

A line of cocaine with smaller lines of Ketamine on surrounding it

Yo, we're all out of rattlesnakes but we could line up some lazy susans

by DjSourMilk September 13, 2021