a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.
last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.
by theguywiththesmallpeen August 21, 2022
Get the lazy popsiclemug. A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.
There are no known cures.
There are no known cures.
A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.
by DCA1981 August 5, 2022
Get the lazy-itis-otismug. by Shakeyshakey September 28, 2015
Get the lazy leftmug. by skittlesbreath October 19, 2018
Get the Lazy Susan Boimug. A word used to describe an individual who has a dearth of motivation, thus not doing everyday tasks as efficiently as a more industrious individual would.
by UltimateDoge October 17, 2022
Get the Lazymug. This definition
by Someone who is WAY TOO bored June 27, 2021
Get the Lazy assmug. by DjSourMilk September 13, 2021
Get the Lazy Susanmug.