Law Of Swearing

Never should you ever use actual swear words or replacement ones in the same sentence or sentence following shortly after. It is uncalled for and inexcusable. This should be an actual law.
"What the Fudge!? Fuck you, man!" The Law of Swearing being broken. NO NO.
by TheCrazyMadHatter January 25, 2017
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Pankow's Law

If currently employed, upon accepting a new job, the time between leaving one’s old job and starting the next should be maximized and fully enjoyed, as it is totally worry-free.
"Dude, I just put in my two weeks at Cubicles Inc. I'm leaving on the 10th, and starting at Spreadsheets Corp. on the 11th."

"Seriously? What about Pankow's Law?"

"Awwwwww fuck. I better tell SC that I came down with that 6-week long disease that's been going around."
by TJones3 January 02, 2013
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YesGawdwin's Law

When two or more gay men are casually talking, online, inevitably, one will make a joke referring to, or assuming, the other's position (e.g. Top or bottom).
Gay man 1: Chlorophyll is so interesting
Gay man 2: Omg, you're such a bottom.
Gay man 1: Kween, plz. I saw you last night, dancing as such.

Gay man 3: Gay man 2 just activated YesGawdwin's Law by calling Gay man 1 a bottom.
by Therealtylercodero April 20, 2017
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Dylan's Law

The law created by Dylan which states that when a person has consumed a certain level of alcohol or any other substance and has the need to throw up, that person has the right and obligation to do so.
"Yo scott, I may yak, but I really don't want to."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
"Good shit Scott."
by Flammingyoung June 26, 2017
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Nagy’s Law

The Nagy Law states you can identify as the opposite gender to use the restroom as needed.
Bro, I had to use the bathroom so bad I had to use Nagy’s Law.
by Kerdrew October 09, 2023
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Cousin-in-law

My cousin John’s wife, Jane is my cousin-in-law.
by Blacktears80 September 16, 2018
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cousin in-law

Mary is my cousin.

Her husband is Marvin
Marvin is my cousin’s spouse, so he is my cousin in-law
by Hunter Grant Covengton July 19, 2018
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