Kelly

Kelly and intriguing individual with many layers, like a human onion designed upon many subjects such as football and when he’s not talking about football he’s talking about football. A Kelly is always open to discuss any global subject so long as it starts with football and finishes with football with football in the middle. A Kelly knows everything about football and nothing about everything.

Question ‘do you know what Kelly is up to?’ Yes, he is over there bending that poor souls ear about football - I won’t even mind but that guy is a gymnast

Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football

It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’

by drunkenlobbo May 28, 2023

Callum Kelly-day

An absolute retard who has ratty mates and Is a ratty member he thinks he’s the shit when he’s not. He is a tosser. A plonker and a spanner.

That Callum Kelly-day is such a plonker

by 69696968420 February 15, 2020

kelly

person

kelly is pretty

by kwlly July 28, 2022

kelly grela

A fake lesiban, someone who is a thief,liar,user,abuser. Who cheats on whoever she/he is with. Always involved with the law. Own family hates them.

Kelly grela, a lie to it's own self.

by Sexy ol booty February 14, 2018

Kelli Meyer

Short woman, with an over active work ethic.

You're done already? Who are you?, Kelli Meyer?

I may be short, but at least I'm no Kelli Meyer.

by ieatcows December 6, 2013

Full Kelly Mode

When you cant take a hint and go full crazy when you don't get what you want. A psycho version of beast mode.

"Bro she went Full Kelly Mode on me today and had to call the cops"

by Chad Michael Vincent June 16, 2018

Kelly Kantz

Kelly Kantz is a trap queen. Loves her life her way. Is a true friend who sticks up for her trap friends.

Look at Kelly Kantz, she's such a trap queen.

by AmanTrapQueen June 22, 2015